treacherous faux
May 18, 2005 – 10:35 pm“Excuse me, but there’s a problem.”
“Oh?”
“This isn’t leatherette.”
“Ah, yes, actually you’re correct–”
“It’s some kind of fake.”
Pause. “Ah, hmmm.” Corner of an amused smile. “It’s faux leatherette.”
“Yeah, it’s not the real deal.”
“Sometimes referred to as faux faux leather.”
“I guess so. What are these made of?”
“Leather.”
5 Responses to “treacherous faux”
Funny. Sorry I won’t be there this weekend. Party on, dudes.
By Honest + Popular on May 19, 2005
Even if it’s a treacherous faux, you don’t have to sweat the fray.
By l'homme du bardo on May 19, 2005
were any animals harmed in the rendering of this faux faux? i suspect that since a faux faux is a form of a double-negative, some were - i’m pretty positive on that .. how’s that for a charge
By uncle jim on May 19, 2005
No, the whole thing was faux; I made it all up.
By Joel on May 19, 2005
whatcha doin’ in cleveland, hmmmm?
have a great weekend
By uncle jim on May 19, 2005