is this guy for real

New York blogger Joey McKeown scooped to conquer today as he claimed, with near flawless perfidy, to know the meaning of the buzz behind the Dawn Eden’s enigmatic blog entry today, crowing incoherently about a Vegas mainstream media milestone:

Dawn and I are going off to Las Vegas this weekend to get married (Dawn’s little fling with some guy named Joel was a ruse). The wedding will not only be sponsored by The New York Daily News, but I’ll be live-blogging the event. Finally, mainstream media and the blogger world unite.

Mr. McKeown couldn’t live-blog his way out of a wet paper bag if you threw a couple mad cats in with him. Apparently, when he isn’t trolling the online personals for male nudist roomates, or rebuffing the belles of Cleveland, he’s prevaricating like a lawyer on glue. For I spoke to Dawn Eden myself today, and she insisted the Daily News has nothing to do with the wedding.