Archive for March, 2006

sean’s happy place

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Penn's favorite doll is available for $29.99 at K-B Toys Sean Penn revealed to the New Yorker that when he's really angry he likes to abuse an Ann Coulter doll, and that he's put some cigarette burns in some "funny places" on the doll. Now if Sean were a teenager, this would ...

paris burns while villepin fiddles with labor laws

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

France doesn't want to compete in the global economy...no wait they do...well, they sorta do. Astonishing fact: up til now, French businesses were not allowed to lay off any employee without a Danged Good Reason™. This is a fitting tribute to the nation which gave the world some of the ...

gag-oogle

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

The following is a complaint I sent to Google regarding their decision to completely purge thepeoplescube.com from their search results. If you'd like to also voice your complaint, go here. Dear Google, I was seeking specific information about a satire website called thepeoplescube.com. Why have you purged it from your ...

for the birds

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

As he was scattering the seed, some fell along the path, and the birds came and ate it up.  --Matthew 13:4 The single direst weakness of the human race is a short attention span.  For all the encounters I've had with God, one would think they would stick in the mind ...