Archive for March, 2005
Sunday, March 13th, 2005
Jan was awake at 7am, despite the wild night before, which wound down around 4am and only with her hoarsely shouted threat to call the cops. Call the cops, she thought as she drew a robe about herself and looked in the mirror, what a joke. She saw, ...
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Thursday, March 10th, 2005
Ah, spring, when a young man's thoughts turn to baseball.
Ah, spring, when a young man's thoughts turn to taxes.
Ah, spring, when a young man's thoughts turn to...ah...what were we talking about?
I squeezed past the youth hanging by the door of the narrow gas station kiosk to wait in line behind ...
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Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
If Hillary Clinton clutches the Dems' nomination for president, and if Condoleezza Rice wins the Republicans' backing, then expect liberal and left-wing pundits to huff and harumph with great concern about not evolving the American political process too quickly.
"[Having a single black woman for president will] be a good thing ...
Posted in politics | 10 Comments »
Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
Editor-in-chief, founder and CEO of ChezJoel Affiliated Media Enterprises & Risible Associates takes time out of his busy schedule for a glamour shot.
I've heard it said that there is no such thing as bad coverage, and I'm sure it's true of the coverage the lovely and glamourous Dawn Eden of ...
Posted in politics | 7 Comments »
Sunday, March 6th, 2005
Yesterday two young men sat down in a restaraunt. I never did learn their business. They seemed college aged; perhaps they were some committee for a fraternity. I seldom could hear the words of the older, white man as he slouched against the wall. He was ...
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Saturday, March 5th, 2005
The new Planned Parenthood billboard on Killgore Avenue in Muncie, Indiana should read, "Real Death. Real Easy. Real Cheap."
I drove past this billboard two or three times before the cynicism of it really sank in. It reeks, first of all, of racism, especially considering Planned Parenthood's eugenicist ...
Posted in politics | 11 Comments »
Friday, March 4th, 2005
Martha's back, kinda. She's out of prison and will now be confined to her Katonah estate. By order of the court, America's most famous homemaker will be confined at home.
Welcome back, Martha.
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
I awoke, as usual, with a black cat clambering upon my shoulder and face. The interesting thing to me at that moment was that I had dreamed about this black cat. In the dream he had behaved very much like he does in (my) waking life: he got ...
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Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
The alpha wolf is out;
with jaws, and throat, and tooth of grout.
He burns a slender track upon the heath
and catches up the foundlings in his teeth.
He passes in a hungry blur
the horse's hoof, the cowboy's boot and spur.
His knotted belly is all hair and reproduction;
a wary glance and growl is ...
Posted in love life, poetry | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
The longer I use Movable Type, the better I'm looking to Google. She sends her Googlebot crawling around the back of my barstool, and says, "Hey, blog-guy, chezJoel or chez moi? Never mind, we'll use my site, its faster." Here are a few of my favorite google ...
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